Middle America

Have you ever wondered why middle america doesn't rise up and do anything about their plight? I've finally figured it out. We are too poor to buy healthy food and a personal trainer, but too rich to get assistance. We are too poor to afford health care, but too rich to get medical coverage with the state. We are too busy working to support the poor and the rich to do anything but work. Our bodies are heavy, our minds are soft, our will is weak.
How do we combat this?